I went to the Homebase Garden Centre, looking for inspiration. They have pictures of Jamie Oliver popping out of every plant pot. What’s that about? He’s a cook for God’s sake. I didn’t buy anything. If you wanted a recipe for Cat Pie you wouldn’t go to the Titchmarch Garden Centre ... or maybe you would, in this arse up’ards world.
Friday, 11 March 2011
Thursday, 10 March 2011
They’ve had to print the UK Census Form in 58 languages. It took 20 centuries of blood and sweat to blend dozens of disparate Celtic, Saxon and Nordic tribes into a shaky whole. The multiculturalists have taken us back to the start line in 20 years. Some achievement!