Friday, 26 January 2018

…At the Owner’s Risk

...At The Owner’s Risk

Let’s take a moment to think about the Presidents Club Kerfuffle. If a crime was committed on the night it would have, or should have, been reported to the police. The police would then set the ball in motion to press charges. So far we have heard nothing about charges so we can presume there was no crime. If there is no crime there is no victim of crime. So that’s any real worry out of the way.

We can thus boil the problem down to offenders and offended. The offended were scantily dressed women who voluntarily mixed with the offenders, men who were drinking heavily.
Scantily dressed women tend to attract men’s attention. The women in question may not be aware of this, but it’s a fact. Some drunken men tend to be boorish, unintentionally I’m sure – it’s the drink wot does it.

So the moral is that scantily dressed women attract boorish men or, through the looking glass, boorish men are attracted to scantily dressed women. So, ladies, that brings me nicely to this week’s tip – don’t go scantily dressed among drunken men.

In this case the real victims are countless children who would have benefitted from future events of this kind if it wasn’t for the hysterics.