Poet on a Hill

Tuesday, 11 August 2009

THIS WEEKS QUIZ

IN WHICH COUNTRIES COULD YOU
APPLY FOR THE FOLLOWING JOBS?

1 A Community Walking Co-ordinator.
2 A Lifestyle Adviser.
4 A Promoting Healthy Weight Adviser. Salary £41,000
5 A Mass Participation Worker. Salary £19,000
6 A Cheerleader.
7 Teen Funk Instructor.
8 A School Crocodile Guide. (To lead dribbles of kids to school)

Answers on toilet paper please

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No. You Silly Billys. You were all wrong.

It isn’t Wonderland or Neverland.
It’s Engerland and Scoterland.

Shut up you! It’s good for the economy!

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OK. One last chance to win this week’s prize –
a tattered pair of my Aunt Glad’s old red flannel drawers.

In which town in which country does the
National Health Service supply Viagra to a 71 year old paedophile
for his personal use?

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Well done, that dirty old bugger at the back 
in the school cap and flasher’s raincoat.

Yes. It’s Peterborough, Engerland.
We’ve all got human rights you know.

Oh Yeah. Except for victims of course.
But that’s their role in life – victim!

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