Wednesday 10 February 2010

Actual Posting Date 06-02-2011

Wpl

Two new poems have now been posted. ‘Beware the Shadows’ and ‘Caithness.’
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My neighbour hired one of these Eastern European women-cleaners to give his house a spring-clean. It took her 5 hours to Hoover the living-room. Turns out she was a Slovac.

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Tommy got sent home from school again today. The teacher said to him; ‘If I give you £20 and you give £5 to Sue, £5 to Mary, and £5 to Jane, what have you got? ‘Three blowjobs and enough left over for a kebab was the wrong answer.

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