Friday 12 February 2010

Actual Posting Date 21-02-2011

OK. We’ve just tried two seasonal winters. They’re crap, global warming was much better. Everyone back in the car and rev up.

I was stood at the garden gate, talking to my mate, when this bloke goes by with his cock in a biscuit box. I said, ‘Did you see that?’
     My mate said, ‘Ignore him. He’s fucking crackers.’